I enjoy answering for him way too much
"video games would be better off without Nintendo"
…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.
Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe
#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Requested by Astra
Nothing is better than this. Nothing.
[BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
Who is this stunning woman?
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
dora may be exploring a little too much
Pansexual and asexual are literally the easiest sexual orientations to understand this is unbelievable
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused